They banned me from the front page a year or so ago. I probably told a really terrible joke or something, forget why. Don't care. There are many people that just want to look like they know what they're talking about even if it means walking all over someone else. You kind of just got to bring a tough skin and… » 3/02/15 8:29pm Yesterday 8:29pm

I do this all the time but on the front of my car. I take my dog somewhere and he takes a crap. There are no trash cans around and I don't want to bring it in my car so on the hood of the car it goes (often using the wipers as an anchor). I've had a few looks but it's more reasonable than bringing it inside or… » 3/02/15 7:13pm Yesterday 7:13pm

A fun game to play is what gets advertised to you in the place where you see 'Car Battery On Sale', At home that section has an add for my friend's business, at work it's talking about credit reports. Apparently you're car battery shopping. » 2/27/15 3:11pm Friday 3:11pm

Oh, great, very happy for you. I'm at work in front of a computer where I will remain for the next 10 hours. The most exciting thing likely to happen is lunch. Hope you enjoy the pool though without feeling guilty about anything. » 2/26/15 12:39pm Thursday 12:39pm

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